Hello, hello, hello! My name is Anad, I’m a romance and erotica writer (you’ve figured that out already right?) and THIS is my very first blog post.
I’m gonna be brutally honest with you and say that I’m not an English major, a journalist, nor a scholar of any type. I’m simply a reader who was moved to emulate. Having said that, I’ll share something else with you - I like to read stories that make me feel something. Whether it’s curiosity, thoughtful speculation, love (or sorrow) for humanity, horniness, soft and fuzzy cuddliness, joy, even disgust and anger - I want a book that I’ve taken my precious time to read to move me in some way.
Take Romance for example. A really good Romance story should make you want to go on a date. It should make you want to find somebody to kiss and make love to (and if it’s all good then smile and repeat). But if you read a book that motivates you to do something so naughty, so out of character, that you grin as you strip your clothes off and get ready for f**k fest 2016, now that’s EROTICA. I am here to tell you that an erotic story that moves you is good for the mind and fabulous for the body.
Here’s my first tip: If you’re horny and can’t put your hands on a willing, human, pelvis buddy, then you most definitely ought to have some stimulating electronic equipment nearby so you can brrrrrrrrrr one off. For women, I recommend any of the Leaf Vibe products and for men, I’m told the Fleshlights are a wonderful alternative to a hand job (the oral ones are called Swallows ).
Now before you get all worried, believe me when I tell you it’s a FABLE that masturbating will make you go blind, that masturbation is a sin or that masturbating is solitary cheating - all that crap is a LIE! Masturbate as often as you can (privately please, not at your desk at work and if you value your freedom, never in your car).
That euphoric feeling you get when you blast one off is NATURAL. You need that eye-popping stress reliever in your life! Trust me when I tell you if people had orgasms more often, a lot less craziness would go on and more happy humans would exist. Okay, this is where I jump off the myth-busting soap box - for the moment.
I do, however, encourage you to spice up your weekday doldrums by reading a hot and steamy story then safely mimic what you read. Try a new position, put your hands--and maybe even your face--somewhere they haven’t been in a while and break a sweat using all the energy you have to achieve what is commonly known as a happy ending. And if your partner is asleep or too tired to participate, pull out your toy (see above) and get your own party going! As you “oooh” and “aaah” your way to heavenly bliss, he or she won’t want to miss out the next time. Then fall asleep sated with plans to do it all again tomorrow. If you don’t believe that this works, try it every day for a week and watch your road rage disappear.
Until next time: read, get your mind engaged with your body and then get your nether regions engaged with someone else’s. Live, love, and climax more often!
**PLEASE PRACTICE SAFE SEX AND USE A CONDOM**